>sitting in class
>hear a feminine voice behind me say “hey”
>it that cute girl i see everywhere
>start cold sweating out of nervousness
>quickly turn around
>reply with a shaky “hi”
>her eyes look deeply into mine
>my nose starts to bleed
>my butt is sweating
>the sweat is making a wet streak in my pants
>i inch my face closer to hers
>my tounge forces itself out of my mouth and begins to rub itself on her eyes
>i move back
>”d-d-do you l-like poptarts?”
>liquid shit streaming from m pants
>she replies “maybe”